Paquita Gutiérrez was scared to death of dentists. For the last few days she has been tortured by a tooth. At first, she was hoping that it would simply go away, then she tried all the pain killers in the medicine cabinet. After 3 days, she went to see Carmen, her neighbor who did talking therapy. After 5 days, and not being able to stand it anymore, she made an appointment with the eminent dentist, the doctor Salomon Mimran, whose reputation was the talk of Paris. Paquita, her jaw deformed by an enormous abscess, sat down in the dentist’s chair as if it were the electric chair.
“Octor, is it goin to ‘urt?” asked Paquita, her words deformed by the inflammation.
“No madam, you won’t feel a thing”, lied the doctor, “you are in good hands. Let’s see, open up and we will look at this infected molar.”
“Ehh….is alwedy open” said Madame Gutiérrez.
At the fourth shot, the anesthesia began to take effect. She had the impression that her tongue was a piece of rag. She wanted to say something, but only could utter some guttural sounds. The doctor thought that it was going to be easy, but when the second pair of pliers broke in his hands, he began to have his doubts.
“Relax, everything is going fine” lied again the doctor as he put his foot on the left shoulder of his patient to gain better leverage. Paquita Gutiérrez regretted not having made her will. After 40 minutes of struggle, and after a super human effort, the doctor managed to extract the rebel tooth. With pride he studied it attentively and ….. began to feel drops of sweat drip down the back of his neck.
“Let’s see, open up…” said the doctor who shuddered when he saw that the tooth he held in his pliers was a pre-molar in perfect health.
• Beautifully hand painted The Dentist sculpture by Guillermo Forchino
• Made of high quality Poly Resin - Artificial Stone
• Wipe with a soft, dry cloth
• Sold individually
Item weight: 2 kg
Processing time: up to 1 week
At Dutch Hospital, we strive to deliver your purchase with excellent service, every time. You will be charged a rate based on volumetric weight. If you are shipping to international, the shipping fee is based upon the dimensional weight or the actual weight, whichever is greater. For both UK and international delivery, all prices will be reflected after you've entered your postcode. The remote and extended area surcharge might apply to heavy and oversize shipment that may include customs clearance procedures. We refund on any overpaid shipping cost.
While we will try to process your order as quickly as possible, please note that some orders, may require longer delivery times due to the nature of our products and availability. However, if you need faster processing times, please contact us before placing the order via email@example.com or add the note at buyer's checkout when ordering.
TDH Luxury Lifestyle is an independent store with two retail outlets located in Milton Keynes, United Kingdom.
We ship thousands of products internationally ranging from small home accessories and sculpture to large furniture and wall arts.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery date for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. We strive to deliver your purchase with excellent service, every time. You will be charged a rate based on volumetric weight. If you are shipping to international, the shipping fee is based upon the dimensional weight or the actual weight, whichever is greater. For both UK and international delivery, all prices will be reflected after you've entered your postcode. The remote and extended area surcharge might apply to heavy and oversize shipment that may include customs clearance procedures. We refund on any overpaid shipping cost.
Order processing usually takes one week, but it can sometimes take longer. UK delivery by Royal Mail, Parcelforce and DHL express within 5 days. International delivery by Royal Mail and DHL express within 10 -15 days. Where delivery needs to be arranged, you will be contacted to arrange a date and time that's convenient for you.
Free local delivery and collection available from Midsummer Place shopping centre MK9 3GB on orders over £200.
If you need faster processing times, please contact us before placing the order via firstname.lastname@example.org or add the note at buyer's checkout when ordering.
RETURN & REFUND
If for any reason you are not satisfied with your purchase, please contact us at email@example.com we will provide you with further instructions on where returns should be shipped and the amount you will be refunded. We will accept returns of unused, unopened, unworn, unwashed or defective merchandise within 14 days of delivery confirmation. If 14 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately, we can’t offer you a refund or exchange.
Several types of goods are exempt from being returned. All types of personalised and custom made-to-order merchandises such as wooden letters, personalised prints, wooden blocks or custom and commission works cannot be returned. We also do not accept fabric and other products that are made-to-order.
Additional non-returnable items (if applicable);
Gift cards, downloadable products, and Item that is returned to sender because of customer unclaimed the item.
There are certain situations where only partial refunds /non-refunds are granted (if applicable).
Items with obvious signs of use Any item not in its original condition is damaged or missing parts for reasons not due to our error.
Any item that is returned more than 14 days after delivery.
Only regular priced items may be refunded, unfortunately, sale items cannot be refunded. Buyer is responsible for return shipping on all unwanted items.
RETURN TO STOREOnline returns cannot be accepted in any of The Dutch Hospital retail stores. However, full price web orders may be exchanged (for the same item) at our specialty stores, with proof of online purchase within 30 days of purchase.
We only replace items if they are defective or damaged. If you need to exchange it for the same item, send us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org. At this time, we are unable to offer exchanges on international orders.If the item was marked as a gift when purchased and shipped directly to you, you’ll receive a gift credit for the value of your return. Once the returned item is received, a gift certificate will be emailed to you.
If the item wasn’t marked as a gift when purchased, or the gift giver had the order shipped to themselves to give to you later, we will only be able to give you shop credit. Once the gift returned item is received, a shop credit note will be emailed to you.For more information on gift orders, please contact us at email@example.com for specific instructions for exchanging the gift item.